Sunday, February 12, 2012

So we meet again...

Well, we know who won't be winnng the "Most Frequent Blogger" award this year. Yikes. I'm very aware (and sorry) that it has been at least a month since we last talked, but I assure you things have been as busy and interesting as ever in the Coffee residence. We were hardly bored during the first month of 2012. I'll do my best to summarize 31 days without losing the best highlights or writing a novel.


New Year's Eve was a riot. Chris and I put our Top Chef skills to the test by making a delicious dinner at home. Then, I put on my best blue jeans, straightened my hair, and called it a fancy night. The local bar was graced by our presence for at least 1.5 hours before the booze and thoughts of stretchy pants danced in our heads. At that point, there was no turning back. We rung in 2012 asleep on our couch. Judge as you may, but we did wake up at 4:30 am to re-enact the real thing. If Chris didn't think I was crazy before, I'm pretty sure that sealed the deal.

A couple days later, I flew to Utah for work. The jackpot (for those of you that don't know already) is that my favorite brother happens to live there! Of course the conference I was attending was super riveting, but I'll spare you those details. We'll skip right to when Chris and Brandon joined me for 5-star service we were super immature about (see below pics for samples). The trip was a blast... a little snow, lots of sibling love, and entertainment galore. We did remote control bowling, arcade gaming, farkel domination, and sipped on a few cocktails throughout.  If you're not familiar with farkel, google it and get familiar. (Hm, I feel that I deserve an advertising payment from both farkel and google. I mean... at least 8 people are going to read this including me.) There is never a dull moment when you get the middle and youngest Gwaltney children together, that's for sure. If I told you more, it would be a cheap blogging version of the best reality TV show you've never seen. No one wants to see "Coffee with Coffee" go there.


We thought we should do a photo shoot in our robes, being sophisticated and all. You might think I'm drinking champagne... it's Coors Light.


What a view!

The weekend after UT, my dad came in town! He flew into SF, and we had a great day touring the city and Alcatraz. Unfortunately, it rained the ENTIRE time he was here. Looking back, I'm pretty sure it's the only full weekend it's rained since we've been here. It didn't stop us from having a good time though! In addition to site-seeing in SF, we hung out in LG, went to the Santa Cruz boardwalk and watched a marathon of crime shows. It was sad to see him head back to TX, but I think he had a good time doing our work outs and eating cupcakes. I know those activities might seem like opposites,  but I like to think of it as living a balanced lifestyle. Which is a great transition to the next weekend, because...

Mom comes in town! Wine, cheese, flat bread, beer, hummus, more flat bread... oh, you wanted to hear about more than just what we ate? Hmph. Ok. We hung in San Francisco and it was a beautifully perfect day. We did a trolley tour of the city, hung out at Pier 39 and walked through the Ferry Building. The next day in LG, we hiked at least 60 miles (right, mom????) or something close before going on a wine-tasting tour at the local wineries. That landed us in our stretchy pants having a dance recital until all hours of the night. Completely normal, right? Then on her last day, we did some birthday shoppng and built a stuffed Chris. Stuffed Chris pics included below, dancing pics intentionally not included.

We bought Chris shoes and clothes for his b-day and decided to give it to him early while Mom was there. This is how we wrapped it.
Thirsty anyone?

And now we're to the "next" weekend, which was last weekend. I really wanted to skip writing about it, but it felt somewhat dishonest. Let me sum it up for you: food, wine, sleep, football, work, and more food. What's missing you ask? Activity. Don't judge. It happens to the best of us.

While I honestly feel this is too much for one blog, what is a girl to do??? I have to get caught up before the best option is to give up! So... we'll press onward through the current weekend. Friday night we saw The Vow. Chris asked if I thought Channing Tatum was hot, and my response was less than suave. I'm pretty sure the blank deer-in-headlights-stare withdrew from the love account. I will say though, I feel a little set up. Did he not know the answer after the rounds of applause the audience handed out anytime he showed some skin during the movie?!?!! Booty trap. Pun intended. Saturday consisted of  a Thai massage (nothing sketchy... I have proof below), frozen yogurt, 5 cent wine bonanza, Valentine's homemade dinner and movie night. What a weekend!

So this brings us to the end! It was a January and it was awesome, blogging or not. For the forward-looking readers, I'm trying to convince Chris Coffee to return once again. Keep your fingers crossed!







Monday, January 2, 2012

A December to Remember

I can't believe I haven't posted since last year! Ok, I know that's the all-time cheesiest line this time of year, but how could I resist? Besides, I need to build up your tolerance for my lameness. Seeing as it's 2012, I'm pretty sure there will be plenty more ridiculous comments going forward regarding the demise of Earth in our near future. I just can't resist the urge, even though I know I might lose followers as a result of this. 1. Because they believe in the 2012 apocalypse and will get offended at my lack of respect for the issue OR 2. They can't read one more second of my cheap puns. Seeing as I only have two followers, unfortunately this could also result in the end of Coffee with Coffee. That's okay though... we only had about 11 months left for all of this any way.

On to the good stuff - a lot has happened since we last chatted! The Lara family came to visit us, which gave us some much needed family time. Lucky for them, we kept plenty busy with the Excel spreadsheet itinerary I created. We visited San Francisco, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, the Mystery Spot, Christmas Lights in the Park, and back to San Fran. During all of this, we also had our Christmas celebration and caught up on reality TV. Oh... and Melanie and I snuck out one evening to go to the wineries and brewery in town. Mwahaha. ;) You never know what might happen if you take your eyes off us.

The holidays arrived soon after our family departed. Chris and I decided to stay in CA for the holidays since we took so much time off for Europe just a couple months ago. We had some time off work together though, and we had a blast! We did plenty of shopping, eating, drinking, present opening, movie watching, and working out. Our Christmas Eve highlight was getting my grandparents to Skype with us. If you know my grandparents, enough said. If not, I'd have to write an entire blog solely dedicated to this topic to do it justice. The fact that the webcam kept slowly falling to focus on the floor which caused my grandma to lay down in her chair so we could see her made it priceless though. Based on their Skype skills, I'm willing to gamble that they don't read this blog and won't be offended. Did I mention that I found $20 in the street??? TWICE!! I'm one lucky gal, I know.

We're looking forward to January now! We're going to visit my brother in Utah this upcoming weekend, and my mom and dad are coming out later in January. It should provide some great blogging material. :) Oh, and while doing a little online shopping today, I did find an interesting product that I've included the link for below. Hopefully this will appease the readers falling into group 1 I mentioned when we got started. Heck, group 2 just might like it (for very different reasons) too.

http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival-Kit/lm/R28XMOLHVJAYPF

 At Pier 39 riding the carousel!
 Ice Skating Rink

Dead Fish Face! Not sure what learned atthe aquarium...

 Merry Christmas!

 This is what happens when I get bored...
 and I convinced her to go with me to walk the dog around the city with these.

We wore this crew out!